In honor o’ Talk Like a Pirate Day, here be some o’ me LTCs that be pirate themed.
A bilander be a small European merchant ship with two masts, mostly used for shippin’ over canals. Perhaps an easy target for t’ pirates below?
’tis pretty wee thin’ be cap’n Margaret. Don’t let her looks betray her, she’s a scurvy pirate through ‘n through. Some call her Margaret th’ Red. She wouldn’t put up wit’ any finery on her card, so ’tis left rather basic.
A successful day ‘o piratin’ has left ’tis beautiful cap’n wit’ more spoils than she can carry. Stamped on vellum, colored wit’ solvent markers, ‘n layered above a map background.
’tis final lass be a scurvy pirate ‘o a different hour ‘n a different place. Her sea be th’ sky ‘n her islands th’ clouds. She’s featured on a slightly oversized card wit’ accents along th’ top. Blue distress ink frames cloud background paper.
Have a extra grog-filled and spoils-filled day!